Just when you thought ventriloquism  couldn’t get any more creepy,someone invented the Michael Jackson ventriloquist doll .What could be more fun this Christmas than having a small child like dummy sitting on your knee while you work your fingers inside him to the delighted squeals of the small children sitting round the tree ,or perhaps scaring the living shit out of people at haloween with this ghost like freak.Incidently the art of ventriloquism isn’t dead with people like Nina Conti and Mrs Tiplady doing contemporary acts in the UK .I now have to go and sit in a bath of bleach for 30 mins to stop my skin trying to crawl off my body look at the photo long enough and you will have to do  same.